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(theme music plays)

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Starring Buddy Ebsen.

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Lee Meriwether also stars.

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With guest stars Peter Haskell,

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Bert Freed,

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Gary Owens.

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♪ ♪

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TV PRESENTER:
And now, ladies and gentlemen,

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your best sunday night out,
Gary Michaels!

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(cheering and applause)

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Pookie, pookie, pookie.

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(laughs)

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Thank you.

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Thank you, Bill. Thank you.

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Well, tonight
we have a great record

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good guys and bad guys.

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No joke, folks.
Cops and robbers.

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Real cops and real robbers.

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And they will be here yes
they talk about their experiences

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in crime and the fight against crime.

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Now, the first guest of which
I would like to meet

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is one of the most picturesque
criminals

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to ever get away with it
from underground.

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Former international
jewel thief, safecracker,

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tramp from the Riviera
and now a best-selling author,

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Mr. Anthony Neill!

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Anthony!

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(applause)

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First in
monday morning folks

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go out and buy
Tony Neill's new book,

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I confess: Story
about a professional thief.

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Or if you don't want to
buy one, steal one.

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(laughs)

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And my next guest, who presents
side of law and order,

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a very distinguished lawyer,

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Judge Elden Kuran
from the State Court of Appeal.

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So here comes the judge.
Here comes the judge.

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(applause)

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My third guest tonight,

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product of the streets
Los Angeles,

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Police Academy,
four bullet wounds

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and the winner
medals for bravery,

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Detective Captain Ben Wyatt.

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Ben?

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(cheering and applause)

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Of course, Ben goes
to our trustee

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in just a few moments,

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and we will see
which makes Wyatt Earp.

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Thank you
and I'll be right back.

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Bill, wear it.

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Gary will be right back
with his first guest,

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Detective Ben Wyatt,

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and a special panel
cops and robbers,

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following this word
from your local stations.

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Where do you want me to wait for you
in your wardrobe?

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Yes, good.

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Uh, they're going to take you out for
six minutes on the button.

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Okay, I'll wait.

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(typing)

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(the door closes)

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Five minutes, Mr. Neill.

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(clink)

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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(the pickaxe shakes in the lock)

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(catch release)

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(taking tools out of pocket)

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(removal of the bond which
hold tools together)

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(clatter of tools)

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♪ ♪

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(the lock opens with a click)

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(box rattles)

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(typing)

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(sounds of rumbling inside the house)

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(steps approaching)

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(door opening)

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Well, we can have dinner
tomorrow night

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if he doesn't want to
to pick her up at the airport.

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Good night, Charles.

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(sighs)

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Oh no.

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Not.

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(stress)

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(grumbles)

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(clucking)

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(clink)

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(knock on the door)

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INSTALLER:
Mr. Neill?

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Mr. Neill, it's your turn.

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Now, please.

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That. yes of course
I'm here.

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You certainly run

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on schedule, right?

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Captain, I know you're impatient too

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to hear Tony Neill's opinion
about your views like mine.

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So right now,
ladies and gentlemen,

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view of crime s
other sides of the bars,

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by a man who has been there twice,

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and which maybe he should have
to be there and more...

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(laughs)

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retired thief

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and now the best seller
writer, Mr. Anthony Neill.

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Anthony.
(applause)

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Welcome.

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Thank you.
Welcome.

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Captain.

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Well, Anthony, in yours
book, on the first page,

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there are several
interesting things

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and how are you?
started dealing with crime?

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Can you
tell us?
Yes yes.

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Uh, uh...
in the first paragraph,

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I suggested
that is the most difficult thing

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facing any jewel thief
is a burglary.

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(laughs)

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(siren wailing)

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Your ID, please.

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Yes for sure.

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You can't be too careful, can you?

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Barnaby Jones.

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Will you excuse me for a minute?

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Hi Barnaby.

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Ben, good to see you're on this.

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Yes, you too.

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Yeah, you're not getting me
this time in the morning

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with a tie
unless I'm working.

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General Western Insurance
wanted to...

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Mm-hmm.
Look, get out.

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It's big, Barnaby.

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Jackpot.

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Plus murder.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mr. Jason, the butler.

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He probably surprised the thief...
or thieves.

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Or was he a man inside who
he shouldn't have been so trusting.

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Is it the insured,
Mrs. Morrison?

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Carole Morrison, divorced,
several times.

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Is there any loss estimate?

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We have a complete inventory.

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Good job, Ben.

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Oh, not really.

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One diamond necklace.

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40 pebbles in the shape of an awning,
total weight... 45 carats.

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One pear-shaped diamond,
ten and a half cards.

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Put them all together,

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they write one million
devalued dollars in advance.

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Is there a MO at the entrance?

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The computer was working overtime this morning.

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We'll let you know when we know.

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Did you let us know?

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Of course.

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Can you meet me
with Mrs. Morrison?

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Why, of course.

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But, Pierre, you only need me
work tomorrow.

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Shampoo, set, works.

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Thank you, Pierre.

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Mrs. Morrison, this
is Barnaby Jones.

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He is a private investigator

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working for yours
insurance company.

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How are you?

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How are you?

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Uh, Mr. Jones,
what the investigator can do

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that the police can't?

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Well, madam,
let's put it this way.

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Probably in his circle
acquaintances, uh,

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some people who would
passed more easily

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gossip or information
civilian

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but to the policeman.

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Insurance file
of your apartment he said

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you had
excellent alarm system.

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Does it bother you
problems lately?

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It was a short circuit.

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Uh, I understand too
to keep

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most of their important jewelry

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in safes
in the bank.

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Yes, but I wanted to
wear that necklace

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to a charity ball
tomorrow night.

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Hell, I thought
that it will be safe enough here

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in a couple of nights.

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Mrs. Morrison, uh,
attractive woman like you

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divorced...

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Mr. Jones, you ask me
do i have a lover

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and if a man has a key
from the apartment.

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Mrs. Morrison,
you got to the point

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like a wild cat passing by
through canebrake.

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(laughs)

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Point is, the answer is no.

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No one else has the key.

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My butler did.

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I won't stay here
lieutenant.

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I'll let you know
where you can find me.

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You too, Mr. Jones.

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Thank you very much,
Mrs. Morrison.

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You were very cooperative.

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Excuse me.

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Can I have a look around, Ben?

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Oh, absolutely.

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Everything you break, you buy.

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(birds chirping
, chattering monkeys)

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You work on it
for the insurance company?

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That.

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And who officially?

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Ben Wyatt.

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Did you hear he became captain?

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yes indeed
that news reached me.

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Sam, if someone wanted
buy Morrison's business,

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how much would it cost them?

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Oh, $5,000 in cash would be enough

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apartment plans,

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names of security guards
on the ground floor and their shifts,

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a photocopy of the wiring
for the alarm system,

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telephone confirmation as soon as possible
the apartment was empty.

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You know, it sounds
we as the butler, Barnaby.

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(birds chirping,
monkey cry)

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A thief killed him to shut him up?

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It can be.

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Sam, the insurance company
she wants that necklace back

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and will pay a lot
money to return it.

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Now, if by chance
hear where it is...

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Don't think I will, Barnaby.

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That's out of my league.

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Sam, how many poodles do you need
sell to lonely ladies

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afford such things?

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He's still out of my league,

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and since it is murder,
that's the way out.

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Why don't you talk
with Tony Neill?

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There used to be one
from the million dollar boy.

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Killing was never his style.

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And now that he is a rich writer,

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no need
take more risks like that,

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but he still hears a lot.

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He won't mess with anyone, but
could convey the word

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that the insurance company
ready to solve.

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Damn it.

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A publicity stunt, that's all.
a simple advertising trick.

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Huh?

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20 million people wanted to see me

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on national television
holding that necklace up,

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stolen under your nose
the best cop in town

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and state judge
while we were on the air.

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(sighs)

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That stupid butler.

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Why did he have to
come home so early?

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Now he's dead,
and I have a necklace

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it will end
like a rope around my neck.

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Well, you can always give it to me, dear.

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No, it could end
and like a rope around your neck, Angela.

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I have to get rid of him somehow.

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Fence it abroad.

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(sighs)

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I'll give you money, Angie.

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It will be much safer.

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(phone rings)

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Hello.

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Hi, this is Barnaby Jones.

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I wonder if I could make an appointment
a meeting with Tony Neill

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in about ten or 15 minutes
his time when it suits him.

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Barnaby Jones?

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Uh, does Mr. Neill know you
?

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No, there isn't,
but this is business.

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Uh, I'm a private detective.

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Just a moment please.

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Tony, Barnaby Jones...

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He wants to see you
for ten or 15 minutes.

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He's a private detective.

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Well, what should I tell him?

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Tell him I'm too busy,

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that, uh... uh...

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No.

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No, tell him I'll see him.

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00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:10,440
(laughs)

271
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,690
Tell him I'll see him.

272
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:14,270
Go ahead, set it up.

273
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,480
mr jones?

274
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,150
Uh, Mr. Neill has
this afternoon free.

275
00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:22,660
2:00 would be fine.

276
00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:25,290
Yes, thank you very much.

277
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:42,220
♪ ♪

278
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,640
(doorbell rings)

279
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,280
(sighs)

280
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,900
Yes sir?

281
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,650
Barnaby Jones to see Tony Neill.

282
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,640
A moment please.

283
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:15,620
(security door buzzing)

284
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,330
Come in.

285
00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:23,750
ANGELA:
Here we are, Mr. Jones.

286
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:26,120
All right.

287
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:27,820
When do I finish chapter nine?

288
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,000
Is it after he enters
to the countess's bedroom?

289
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,260
Uh, no. It already is
in the countess's bedroom.

290
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,370
Everything is going well, huh
then he hears Alfa Romeo.

291
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,830
It will be a curtain.

292
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:38,230
Hello, Mr. Jones.

293
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,480
I'm Angela,
Mr. Neill's secretary.

294
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,040
How are you?
Tony Neill.

295
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,270
How are you, Mr. Neill?

296
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,250
I want to thank you
for giving me time.

297
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:45,700
Oh...

298
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:47,250
It's quite a setup
which you have at the front door.

299
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,540
Uh, like a bank.

300
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,540
Yes, Tony believes
that criminals should not be told

301
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:52,540
his appearance.

302
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:54,510
Excuse me.

303
00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:56,530
Hey, that wasn't necessary.

304
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,080
Well, you know
I bought your book

305
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,550
a long time before it is
became a bestseller,

306
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:02,920
and I thought you would now
could be a good time

307
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,370
get an autograph.

308
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:07,540
My pleasure.

309
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:08,980
So, are we there?

310
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:12,980
It looks like a toy store...

311
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:17,020
or, uh, do it yourself
breaking and entering.

312
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,520
It's my second book
a novel, Mr. Jones.

313
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,160
I look at everything realistically
...

314
00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:25,730
The exact locks that
the hero will have to go around,

315
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,560
distances that will
pass inside the castle,

316
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,440
how far
the young heroine can actually hear

317
00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:33,100
window that opens.

318
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,300
There you are.

319
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:35,740
Oh thanks.

320
00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:37,240
That's very nice.

321
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,240
Well, "To a professional
from another."

322
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,060
That's very
flattering, thank you.

323
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,950
Well, that's just one reason
why i wanted to meet you

324
00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:47,250
I never forgot

325
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:49,270
how did you get the gems back
Sherman Troxel
.

326
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,140
Sherman Troxel?

327
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:54,510
Why, that's... 17 years ago,
Malibu.

328
00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:56,890
How did you find out about it?

329
00:21:56,910 --> 00:22:00,560
Well, where I stayed, I had
lots of time to read.

330
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,850
Oh.

331
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,850
I'm curious.

332
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,990
How did it happen to you
to call today?

333
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,360
Did you
did you watch the show last night?

334
00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,450
No, I didn't see that.
I'm sorry to say.

335
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:10,110
It's almost past my bedtime.

336
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:11,790
Oh, that's a shame;
we had a ball.

337
00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:13,450
Ben Wyatt was
on the show with me.

338
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,810
A common dead approach.

339
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,030
You know Ben.

340
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:18,280
Oh, of course, I left him
about an hour ago.

341
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,410
Huh?

342
00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:20,870
What did you two get into?

343
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,750
Well, what I want to talk about
talk to you...

344
00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:24,670
Uh, Ben's working on stealing Morrisons

345
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:28,010
and I'm on it too, for
General Western Insurance.

346
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,010
Oh, really?

347
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,410
Oh, hmm.

348
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,440
From the newspaper
it sounds great.

349
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,580
Don't get me wrong.

350
00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:34,960
I wish I had done it myself.

351
00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:38,930
What can you tell me about it?

352
00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:41,440
Well, no, that's about it
all there is to say

353
00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:44,270
but I wanted to ask you
a few questions about it.

354
00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:46,480
For once, the perfect alibi.

355
00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:48,660
20 million people watched my show

356
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,420
when the burglar was working
your job...

357
00:22:50,450 --> 00:22:52,490
20 million people
if we can believe Gary Michaels

358
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,480
about his grades.

359
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,050
(laughs)

360
00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:57,350
If you were still
in business,

361
00:22:57,390 --> 00:22:59,550
in order to
performed it?

362
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:04,460
Well, I...

363
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,860
That building is multi-story,
right?

364
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:12,400
Pretty good insurance
down, of course.

365
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,870
Uh... you'd buy your way
through the lobby.

366
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,940
I guess there is
decent alarm system.

367
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:21,430
A Mega B, two years old.

368
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:23,800
Jump on the junction box.

369
00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:26,830
Again, buy business
from a handsome man... $500.

370
00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:28,270
What about the locks
at the front door?

371
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,310
Patterson 301.

372
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:30,300
Really?

373
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:32,300
Ugh, that's a good lock.

374
00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:35,310
I have one right here.

375
00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:38,380
This, uh, this
the double cup system is pretty good,

376
00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:43,330
but, uh, you can use a pick.

377
00:23:43,370 --> 00:23:46,240
That's the first step.

378
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,460
And then... the magnet, you see,

379
00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:53,640
to hold the first set
glass in place...

380
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,480
and then a tungsten pick...

381
00:24:00,550 --> 00:24:04,890
to stumble the second set

382
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,460
a glass.

383
00:24:07,490 --> 00:24:08,620
(click)

384
00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:13,610
You're still pretty good.

385
00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:15,770
Are you sure you're not working?
in the moonlight?

386
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:21,270
Well, I, uh,
thinking about it mr jones

387
00:24:21,310 --> 00:24:23,020
but we my publisher
and a literary agent say

388
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,670
I just can't afford it anymore.

389
00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:28,510
No, just...

390
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,350
professional curiosity.

391
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,510
What General Western offers
for a necklace?

392
00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:35,700
A hundred, maybe a little worse.

393
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:36,840
Do you have any ideas?

394
00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:40,270
Maybe you could
smoke for it.

395
00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:41,310
Good luck.

396
00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:43,590
Thank you, thank you
you on your time.

397
00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:46,240
Oh, oh, uh, fences, uh,

398
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,690
anyone recently appeared on
the world

399
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,780
I wouldn't know about?

400
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,190
No, Mr. Jones,
now they come so fast

401
00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,850
no one can follow.

402
00:24:52,890 --> 00:24:55,850
New sources of money,
new organizations that take over

403
00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:57,410
from the older one
established dress.

404
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,610
Yeah, I guess.

405
00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,980
Well, anyway, thanks a lot,

406
00:25:00,010 --> 00:25:02,160
and I hope I didn't
kept away from your work for too long.

407
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:03,260
Not at all, it was a pleasure.

408
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,620
By the way, I want to
to tell me

409
00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:05,690
everything you and
Ben Wyatt you discover,

410
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,680
anything that is not confidential.

411
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,700
I'm really interested.

412
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,420
Absolutely.

413
00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:11,050
Thank you.

414
00:25:11,090 --> 00:25:14,790
This is how to live
in town these days.

415
00:25:14,830 --> 00:25:16,030
It's terrifying.

416
00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:17,210
(buzzer sounds)

417
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,290
You better never lose
combination because of that.

418
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,270
You'll probably starve up here.

419
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:24,000
Oh, that wouldn't be a bad way
let's go, right?

420
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,640


421
00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:41,620
(buzzer sounds)

422
00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:53,210
I thought we were going
to dinner and to the cinema.

423
00:25:54,310 --> 00:25:56,390
You're still reading
that Tony Neill book?

424
00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:57,850
You've already read it once.

425
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,090
Twice.

426
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,020
I can't figure this guy out.

427
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:04,490
Why?

428
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,440
You think so
stretching the truth a bit?

429
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:09,330
No, the book is strictly legit.

430
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,360
Each of these cases
is a matter of record.

431
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,270
I mean,
I can't understand it today.

432
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,270
I wonder what kind
it is dust

433
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,440
he thought he was throwing to me
in the eyes.

434
00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:20,540
As?

435
00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:22,810
Oh, with that, uh,
amateur night theory

436
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,940
how the work was performed.

437
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:29,680
No thief is smart enough
to investigate Mrs. Morrison

438
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,450
will buy a security guard
in the lobby.

439
00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:34,820
It just means that it would be
more people to talk to.

440
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:36,710
And it won't
hire a handsome man

441
00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:38,150
shorten the alarm,
because that's what it means

442
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,390
he got a new partner

443
00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:41,940
will have to cut
or get rid of.

444
00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:44,210
And fences.

445
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:47,620
He says he doesn't know
no fences, old or new.

446
00:26:47,650 --> 00:26:49,130
stupidity.

447
00:26:49,170 --> 00:26:52,700
Well, maybe he's the guy
who likes to tease people,

448
00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:54,970
especially the opposition..
like you.

449
00:26:55,010 --> 00:26:57,940
And if he will, I might want to
ask a few questions.

450
00:26:57,980 --> 00:27:00,180
Well, don't look at me, Barnaby.

451
00:27:00,210 --> 00:27:03,010
(laughter):
I just type and answer
on phones.

452
00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:06,700
movie?

453
00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:09,340
Prices go up to
two dollars at 7:00.

454
00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:30,440
Thanks.

455
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,880
He checked it
through the police laboratory.

456
00:27:31,910 --> 00:27:33,410
Ben Wyatt says
that you can keep the set.

457
00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:34,410
Is he, uh,

458
00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:35,410
mention some clues?

459
00:27:35,450 --> 00:27:37,250
No, not to me.

460
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,460
(laughs):
I realized he was hoping
that you will come up with something.

461
00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:41,400
Hmm.

462
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,090
Hmm.

463
00:27:50,630 --> 00:27:54,000
Well, I guess I'll move in,
Barnaby, if you insist.

464
00:27:54,030 --> 00:27:56,330
I mean, it's a sacrifice,
you understand.

465
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:57,540
(laughs)

466
00:27:57,570 --> 00:27:59,050
Betty.
Huh?

467
00:27:59,070 --> 00:28:01,080
Tell me if I'm wrong.

468
00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:03,250
Now, here's what time it is
the thief knocked down,

469
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,510
probably in his
fight with the butler.

470
00:28:06,550 --> 00:28:07,980
Here, on this table, is

471
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,490
where is mrs morrison
said that the watch belongs.

472
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,020
Uh Huh.

473
00:28:12,050 --> 00:28:13,060
The catch is at the bottom.

474
00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:15,120
Ha?
Oh.

475
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,320
(laughs):
Oh.

476
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,320
oh sorry
what did you say

477
00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:22,440
Time on a broken clock
gives us

478
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,150
the exact time of the robbery,
murders and...

479
00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:26,380
An alibi for a thief.

480
00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,580
Better than that.

481
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,270
He convinced himself
that the time is on the clock

482
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,170
the exact time he wanted

483
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:36,540
because it is not
accidentally knocked over the watch there.

484
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:39,410
It was intentionally dropped,
straight down.

485
00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:41,210
So, how do you know that?

486
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:43,020
Well, look.

487
00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:45,400
Do you see all these fragments
here when it broke?

488
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:48,920
They are scattered
in an almost perfect circle.

489
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,230
It's that hour
intentionally thrown...

490
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:55,360
Kerplunk! straight down.

491
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,630
He wanted us to guess

492
00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:58,330
that someone here

493
00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:01,130
during a fight by accident
the clock struck...

494
00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:03,640
But to do that,
he had to sail

495
00:29:03,670 --> 00:29:07,410
until
crash here and then,

496
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:12,310
but then the pieces would
slipped that way.

497
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,410
I will buy it.

498
00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:17,010
I wish I could sell you more.

499
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,170
Betty, let's see if I can
sell you something else.

500
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,600
What?

501
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,440
Isn't that the studio where they record
all television shows

502
00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:41,680
just around the corner here?

503
00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:43,790
We are with Hollywood and Ivar.

504
00:29:43,810 --> 00:29:46,980
Well, the studio is on Vine,
above hollywood,

505
00:29:47,010 --> 00:29:49,480
diagonally back that way.

506
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,650
The Gary Michaels Show

507
00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:57,260
with Tony Neill
last sunday night.

508
00:29:57,290 --> 00:29:58,490
That.

509
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:02,290
Morrison necklace...
Last Sunday night.

510
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,160
What?

511
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,810
no i know
I don't know where I'm going

512
00:30:06,830 --> 00:30:08,230
but I don't like coincidences.

513
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,500
So, how, why?

514
00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:12,680
Do not post
so many difficult questions.

515
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:13,810
Answer a few.

516
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,190
Now, how much do you think
would last

517
00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:16,990
come from the stage door
around the block,

518
00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:19,050
in the lobby
and to this apartment?

519
00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:23,730
Well, I have no idea
where is the stage door

520
00:30:23,770 --> 00:30:27,040
but i imagine you walking
ten minutes,

521
00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:29,440
and 20 minutes
if you took a car.

522
00:30:29,470 --> 00:30:32,240
I will not imagine;
I will measure the time.

523
00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:35,180
Seriously?

524
00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:36,610
Unless it falls out
stupid,

525
00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:37,650
I was just joking then.

526
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,880
You are going to the theater

527
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,450
and set tape playback

528
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,090
for The Gary Michaels Show
anytime today or tomorrow.

529
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,730
I'll see you
there in the theater

530
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,160
as soon as I measure this.

531
00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:48,770
Okay, see you there.

532
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,380
♪ ♪

533
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,620
♪ ♪

534
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,050
ARTIE (over intercom):
Mr. Jones, I'm Artie Monaco
technical director.

535
00:32:23,090 --> 00:32:24,930
The on/off switch is
to talk to me

536
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:27,720
and the wheel is for control
sound volume.

537
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,800
Do you know that?

538
00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:30,110
Ready to roll?

539
00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:33,400
Let's go.

540
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,920
(show theme music playing)

541
00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:47,440
And now, ladles and gentlemen,
your best sunday night out...

542
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,910
Gary Michaels.

543
00:32:48,950 --> 00:32:50,380
(applause and standing ovation)

544
00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:52,080
Pookie, pookie, pookie.

545
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,650
(laughs)

546
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,890
GARY:
Thank you.

547
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,390
Thank you, Bill, thank you.

548
00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:58,030
Well, tonight we have
great record

549
00:32:58,050 --> 00:33:00,330
good guys and bad guys...
No joke, folks...

550
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,820
Cops and robbers... real
cops and real robbers...

551
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,850
And they will be here

552
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,260
to speak
about one's own individual...

553
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,080
I admit I have no idea how much
was in the apartment for a long time,

554
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,530
but with time in the elevator
and walking around the block

555
00:33:11,550 --> 00:33:14,000
from the stage door
to the lobby,

556
00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:17,520
if mr neill is off camera
longer than ten or 11 minutes,

557
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,420
I will start posting
some questions.

558
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,480
But Tony Neill is now successful
lecturer and writer.

559
00:33:22,510 --> 00:33:24,120
Why would he want to
take a risk?

560
00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:25,350
That's a good question.

561
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,990
No answer.
(presses the intercom button)

562
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:30,140
Can you wait a moment
, Mr. Monaco?

563
00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:34,970
Is this, uh, an edited tape?

564
00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:37,710
What I mean is:
one minute on tape here...

565
00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:40,460
Did it take longer
from a minute in the studio?

566
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,360
No, sir, the program
it lasts exactly one hour.

567
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,500
The tape lasts 60.00 minutes.

568
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:48,580
This includes advertisements
and breaks for stations.

569
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,510
Thank you. Now we can go.

570
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,590
All right, Jim.

571
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,700
i am 22

572
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:08,040
Now let's see exactly
how long Mr. Neill

573
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,420
was off camera.

574
00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:12,810
(no audio dialogue)

575
00:34:26,730 --> 00:34:28,890
Six minutes.

576
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,290
Okay, wait, please.
Hold on, Jim.

577
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:45,490
What an ego.

578
00:34:45,530 --> 00:34:46,890
Jobs like the Morrison job

579
00:34:46,930 --> 00:34:48,930
it made man
his reputation.

580
00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:50,970
He has a big, fat ego.

581
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,470
But he couldn't do it,
Barnaby.

582
00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:56,180
Six minutes
was not on the screen

583
00:34:56,210 --> 00:34:58,440
he probably spent
in front of the mirror.

584
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,760
Look.

585
00:34:59,790 --> 00:35:02,890
His hair... looks like it
is ready for rehearsal,

586
00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:06,330
and his handkerchief is
neatly tucked in.

587
00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:09,320
Would you restart it with
Mr. Neill's first entrance?

588
00:35:09,350 --> 00:35:10,750
Back, I'll tell you
when to stop

589
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,250
BETTY:
There.

590
00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:27,670
See?

591
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:32,090
His hair is casual, a
that handkerchief is all loose.

592
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,910
Can you run that
forward please

593
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,880
where Mr. Neill was sitting
with captain wyatt?

594
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,280
Go ahead, Jim.

595
00:35:49,130 --> 00:35:50,420
See?

596
00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:52,090
Nice and tidy.

597
00:35:52,130 --> 00:35:53,430
But what does that prove?

598
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,260
Well, let me ask you one thing.

599
00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:57,270
A pin.

600
00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:58,850
What about that?

601
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,170
Look, where is he?

602
00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:05,440
He was wearing one
when it was first introduced.

603
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,810
He must have been, but now he is gone.

604
00:36:08,850 --> 00:36:10,030
Could you run back

605
00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:12,630
back to the intro please?

606
00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:25,230
(sighs)

607
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:27,500
Okay, it's Tony Neill
great safecracker,

608
00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:28,800
but he's not Superman.

609
00:36:28,830 --> 00:36:30,560
He couldn't fly away
from here to there.

610
00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:33,250
But Neill knows a thing or two
about geometry.

611
00:36:33,290 --> 00:36:34,690
He knows it's a straight line

612
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,920
the shortest way
between two points,

613
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,590
and I know that
is a much longer walk around the neighborhood

614
00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:43,110
but by taking the diagonal
over the roof.

615
00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:44,650
Roof?

616
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,860
Roof?
Well, Mr. Jones,

617
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,930
you take the door
at the end of the stage,

618
00:36:47,950 --> 00:36:50,050
take the elevator up
to the eighth floor,

619
00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:52,330
down to the staircase, and that
leads directly to the roof.

620
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,870
Thank you, and thank you
for playing me your tape.

621
00:36:53,890 --> 00:36:55,070
No problem.

622
00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:56,840
Betty, why don't you come back
to the office?

623
00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:58,040
See you in a few hours.

624
00:36:58,060 --> 00:36:59,710
Okay, can I do something
while i'm there?

625
00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:02,300
Yeah, call Sam Koessel
in the pet shop

626
00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:03,980
and see if he heard
what's new.

627
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,980
Right.

628
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:38,980
♪ ♪

629
00:38:01,090 --> 00:38:02,640
TONY:
Well, what do you mean?
perform?

630
00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:04,070
Well, we will have a lot

631
00:38:04,090 --> 00:38:05,570
free publicity
in the show, see

632
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,640
and we will have sparklers,
we'll have the whole thing.

633
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,670
Reviewers loved it.

634
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:09,710
Everyone loved the show.

635
00:38:09,730 --> 00:38:11,140
The grades were
great, but next time,

636
00:38:11,170 --> 00:38:13,010
there will be more
bigger when just...

637
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,000
BARNABY:
Well, Mr. Neill!

638
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,040
Ha?

639
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:18,190
how are you
Mr. Jones?

640
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:19,720
It's nice to see you again.

641
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,300
Uh, Barnaby Jones,
this is gary michaels.

642
00:38:21,330 --> 00:38:22,330
Well, yes, sir.

643
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:23,430
Satisfaction.

644
00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:24,900
Yes, I recognize Mr. Michaels.

645
00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:26,380
Let's say, I finally arrived
to see

646
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,010
that great show which
you two did.

647
00:38:28,030 --> 00:38:29,480
I just came
from the projection room.

648
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,470
Oh, the Sunday night show.

649
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,470
Well that's great.

650
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:32,780
We were just talking about

651
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:35,250
but, uh... why are you
see that, mr jones?

652
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,440
Well, Mr. Jones is
private investigator, Gary.

653
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,430
I see.

654
00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:40,630
And a big fan of Mr. Neill.

655
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:42,710
You know, Ben Wyatt
is my old friend

656
00:38:42,730 --> 00:38:43,830
and i missed the show

657
00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:46,520
and i wanted to see him
so Ben set it up for me.

658
00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:47,750
Well that's great.

659
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:49,830
You know, I thought...
Private investigator.

660
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:52,490
Uh, I want to say it again
that idea of cops and robbers,

661
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,240
and I would love to
have a private detective.

662
00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:56,170
Uh, maybe we can talk
with you on that.

663
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,530
Sure, I'd love that.

664
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,660
Uh, thanks.

665
00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:00,530
And... congratulations.

666
00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:03,370
You know, there's a lot
great moments

667
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,590
all through that lane.

668
00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:06,250
Thank you.

669
00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:08,760
How are you and, uh, Ben doing
on the Morrison case?

670
00:39:08,790 --> 00:39:11,360
Oh, I don't have anything, huh
I don't hear him bragging either,

671
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,940
so i guess it is
and he came up empty.

672
00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:15,730
you know,
Mr. Neill,

673
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:19,720
whoever planned it
you could write a book.

674
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,430
Every day, Mr. Jones,
I will get it

675
00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:22,870
in touch with you
and in the meantime,

676
00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:24,230
why not you and tony
talk about things?

677
00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:25,940
Yeah, that sounds great.

678
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:27,420
All right. I'm glad to see you.
Let's do it.

679
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,520
Goodbye.

680
00:39:28,550 --> 00:39:30,420
You know how
that would be a great idea...

681
00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:32,090
privately,
gentlemanly,

682
00:39:32,110 --> 00:39:34,980
no dude, uh, you know
raincoat, "dese, dem i dose."

683
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,700
Uh, listen, Gary,
I thought they, uh...

684
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,050
those tapes have all been deleted.

685
00:39:38,090 --> 00:39:40,470
No, no, the network
keeps them for reference.

686
00:39:40,490 --> 00:39:43,050
as far as i know
they hold them all.

687
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,010
I'll have another cup
of espresso, Gregory.

688
00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:05,040
Dessert, who?

689
00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:06,080
Betty, Angela?

690
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:07,310
No thanks.
It's not for me.

691
00:40:07,330 --> 00:40:09,600
Uh, another glass
milk, please.

692
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:15,310
Angela, I'm sure you do
the gentlemen will excuse us.

693
00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:17,440
They usually do.

694
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:32,420
Even when Angela leaves
from you, there, uh...

695
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:34,140
there is still a certain amount
pleasure.

696
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,960
She is a very lovely young lady.

697
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
I guess it's Gary Michaels
was serious

698
00:40:39,030 --> 00:40:40,860
when he asked me
to be on the show.

699
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,250
Mmm.

700
00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:43,650
Absolutely.

701
00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:45,730
That's why he wanted to
to sit with you.

702
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,870
Find out what you want to say,
axes for grinding.

703
00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:50,860
No, I'm not a commentator...
Just a detective...

704
00:40:50,890 --> 00:40:52,620
And I thought we could get along
have some fun.

705
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,480
That's exactly what I told him.

706
00:40:54,510 --> 00:40:57,820
I mean, you seem like...
relaxed guy, loose.

707
00:40:57,850 --> 00:40:59,050
Why not?

708
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,130
You know, you've been in many
such shows.

709
00:41:01,150 --> 00:41:02,560
I wanted to ask you
about clothes.

710
00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,460
You... you know,
suit color and pattern.

711
00:41:05,490 --> 00:41:07,880
Uh, what about a tie like this?

712
00:41:07,910 --> 00:41:09,910
What you're wearing right now
is fine.

713
00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:12,610
Uh, some fish bones...
Checks are not very good.

714
00:41:12,650 --> 00:41:14,480
Do you have jewelry
which could flash?

715
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,890
You mean like, uh,
flash in the lens?

716
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,020
Uh, yeah.
Give poor light reflection.

717
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:22,720
Like, uh... uh, big centers,
diamond ring or...

718
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,770
Well, let's take me for example...
show on Sunday nights.

719
00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:26,540
I wore a pin...
Diamond horseshoe.

720
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,110
He was joking
with ponies.

721
00:41:28,130 --> 00:41:29,880
Anyway, after
Gary introduced me,

722
00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,140
one of the assistants approached

723
00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:32,580
and told me to take it off.

724
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,370
I was giving a bad impression.

725
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,770
I had it earlier today...

726
00:41:37,810 --> 00:41:40,210
but, uh...

727
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,880
Angela didn't think so
to look really good

728
00:41:42,910 --> 00:41:44,580
with this shirt and tie.

729
00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:45,880
Huh?

730
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,920
Well, with that kind of criticism
i can live

731
00:41:57,740 --> 00:41:59,810
I don't cook a good meal.

732
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:02,020
It was always kind of fun...
(clears throat)

733
00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:03,830
but Tony Neill
never does anything

734
00:42:03,850 --> 00:42:06,410
unless there is no
hidden motive.

735
00:42:08,390 --> 00:42:11,020
That needle really got you
it hurts, doesn't it?

736
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:14,030
All the way.

737
00:42:14,060 --> 00:42:18,100
"One of the assistants, uh,
he told me to take it off

738
00:42:18,130 --> 00:42:20,060
"because it was shining
lens.

739
00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:23,370
"I had it before, but, uh,

740
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:28,110
"Angela said no
matches my tie and shirt,

741
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,990
so I took it off."

742
00:42:30,030 --> 00:42:33,210
Why did he come back?
movie projector?

743
00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:36,010
Mm, maybe that's how it is
Monaco told me.

744
00:42:36,050 --> 00:42:39,550
Gary Michaels and Tony
they were extremely flattered

745
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,800
that you wanted to see the play.

746
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:46,070
He heard that we played that tape
backwards and forwards

747
00:42:46,110 --> 00:42:48,350
for... oh, the first ones
ten minutes.

748
00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:51,750
He just wanted to find out
have we learned anything.

749
00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:53,210
(sighs)

750
00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:55,220
You know, Barnaby, I don't know.

751
00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:56,850
I think you're getting there.

752
00:42:56,890 --> 00:42:58,250
That.

753
00:42:58,290 --> 00:43:01,520
I would like to reach out
a little further

754
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,790
or come around three
minutes shorter.

755
00:43:07,130 --> 00:43:09,690
You can turn on the light.

756
00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:12,870
Oh.

757
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:15,270
Call Sam Koessel.
Hmmm.

758
00:43:15,310 --> 00:43:18,070
Ask him if he can see me
in the next hour.

759
00:43:18,110 --> 00:43:19,770
All right.

760
00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:33,650
Captain Wyatt, please.

761
00:43:33,690 --> 00:43:34,660
Oh.

762
00:43:34,690 --> 00:43:35,660
Ben?

763
00:43:35,690 --> 00:43:36,660
Oh hi.

764
00:43:36,690 --> 00:43:38,390
Uh, this is Barnaby.

765
00:43:38,430 --> 00:43:39,760
Ben, I need a little help.

766
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,060
Uh, can you get me a blueprint

767
00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:44,600
from, uh,
air conditioning ducts

768
00:43:44,630 --> 00:43:49,600
and general schedule
Hollywood TV Theatre?

769
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,610
Yes, something
hold me

770
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:57,510
and if, uh, it all adds up,
I'll, uh, let you know about it.

771
00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:00,350
Thanks, Ben.

772
00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:01,720
Sam Koessel says anytime.

773
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,580
What was that?

774
00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:05,550
About three minutes.

775
00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:09,740
(birds screech and chirp)

776
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,600
BARNABY:
I could get half
a dozen goldsmiths

777
00:44:11,630 --> 00:44:13,070
downtown or Beverly
to copy it,

778
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:15,010
but i need to do it
in a few hours

779
00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:17,590
and someone who won't talk.

780
00:44:18,570 --> 00:44:20,480
Should I say Sam sent me?

781
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,500
Well, like chicken soup,
it can't hurt.

782
00:44:22,540 --> 00:44:25,570
What games
are you and tony neill going to?

783
00:44:25,610 --> 00:44:27,440
Lost and found.

784
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:32,050
I think he does
that I think he lost it.

785
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,050
He thinks I do
I think he found it.

786
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:36,950
Thanks.

787
00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:41,810
(rings)

788
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,010
Hello.

789
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,640
Angela, this is Betty Jones.

790
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,640
Hi Betty.

791
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,630
How are you?

792
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:48,030
I'm fine, thanks.

793
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,910
Barnaby and I wanted to
to thank you and Tony

794
00:44:49,930 --> 00:44:50,940
for a wonderful evening.

795
00:44:50,970 --> 00:44:52,280
It was certainly nice
to meet you.

796
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:53,330
We all enjoyed it.

797
00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:54,570
I'll tell him. Thank you.

798
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,170
Angela, is, uh, Barnaby there?

799
00:44:56,210 --> 00:44:58,010
Barnaby? Uh, no.

800
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,940
Should he be?

801
00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:02,280
Well, he thought he might as well try
to catch Tony.

802
00:45:02,310 --> 00:45:03,780
List out.

803
00:45:03,810 --> 00:45:06,410
Barnaby expected
some very important documents.

804
00:45:06,450 --> 00:45:08,330
Uh, well,
these are actually blueprints,

805
00:45:08,350 --> 00:45:09,860
and the messenger
he just brought them

806
00:45:09,890 --> 00:45:12,190
so if it appears or...
or calls you,

807
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:13,620
will you tell him i'm going

808
00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:15,500
to take them myself
to the television studio

809
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,140
and leave them
in locker room D?

810
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,130
Of course, Betty.

811
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,330
Dressing room D.

812
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,630
All right.

813
00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:22,250
Uh, what designs?

814
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,550
Oh, he'll know.

815
00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:24,920
O-And listen... thanks again.

816
00:45:24,950 --> 00:45:26,630
I hope to see you soon. Goodbye.

817
00:45:26,670 --> 00:45:28,300
Greeting.

818
00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:37,180
(phone banging)

819
00:45:39,630 --> 00:45:40,970
Hello Mr. Neill.

820
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
I hear you are recording today
another show for Michaels

821
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,940
with that, uh,
Barnaby Jones, too.

822
00:45:44,970 --> 00:45:45,940
Yes yes.

823
00:45:45,970 --> 00:45:47,310
Greeting.

824
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,490
(laughs)
I guess I, uh...

825
00:46:08,530 --> 00:46:10,730
I got the wrong dressing room.

826
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,760
Something is wrong
with air conditioning?

827
00:46:13,780 --> 00:46:15,720
No, I'm just researching.

828
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:17,850
For what?

829
00:46:17,890 --> 00:46:20,350
What are you looking for?

830
00:46:20,370 --> 00:46:21,550
Well, this is the locker room

831
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:23,450
last time you used
right?

832
00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:25,890
Are you crazy?

833
00:46:25,930 --> 00:46:27,010
I was on the air.

834
00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:28,750
I know you are.

835
00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:31,050
But you are the only professional
in business

836
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,180
with a brain
physical ability,

837
00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:34,520
who had the opportunity

838
00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:36,750
in the case of Morrison's schedule.

839
00:46:36,790 --> 00:46:39,070
Barnaby, I'm retired.

840
00:46:39,110 --> 00:46:40,770
I am too.

841
00:46:40,810 --> 00:46:43,780
Do you really mean it?
to think

842
00:46:43,810 --> 00:46:46,380
that I crawled inside...
Wherever it leads...

843
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:48,680
And reached the Morrisons
and back last sunday night?

844
00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:50,250
You want to see how I got it?

845
00:46:50,290 --> 00:46:52,220
I would be delighted.

846
00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:54,360
After you, Alphonse.

847
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:06,380
BARNABY:
Watch where you put it
fingers.

848
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,400
I could step on them.

849
00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:12,080
Pretty good for an old goat.

850
00:47:12,110 --> 00:47:14,310
It comes from leading a pure life.

851
00:47:14,340 --> 00:47:18,350
If this ever leads to anything,
I have my next book.

852
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,480
♪ ♪

853
00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:00,070
Well, so far so good.

854
00:48:00,110 --> 00:48:02,240
I can't wait
see what happens next.

855
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:03,820
80 seconds to the right here.

856
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,660
And it's right there
Carole Morrison's apartment.

857
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:08,700
Well that's nice.

858
00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:12,500
Are you crazy?

859
00:48:12,530 --> 00:48:15,340
what should i have done
spread your wings and fly there?

860
00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:17,200
How about rope or wire?

861
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,570
I read your book.

862
00:48:18,610 --> 00:48:19,790
You've done it before.

863
00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:22,490
I think you are a thief
, Neill.

864
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,350
But you have no proof,
right, Barnaby?

865
00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:28,750
I didn't... until
a few minutes ago.

866
00:48:28,790 --> 00:48:30,700
When you entered
to the dressing room D

867
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:33,120
because you knew it was
the only place in the building

868
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,890
where a man could enter into
one air vent to the roof.

869
00:48:36,930 --> 00:48:38,740
And you knew that drafts

870
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,490
it proved that
will be there.

871
00:48:40,510 --> 00:48:41,610
(gasp)

872
00:48:41,650 --> 00:48:43,380
Now you're done, Tony.

873
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,950
Barnaby, Barnaby, Barnaby.

874
00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:48,520
That's still not proof

875
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,380
if I ever
been on this roof before.

876
00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:54,710
That may not be, but this is.

877
00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:56,720
I found it on
the edge of the roof,

878
00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:59,090
where it probably fell out
from your tie.

879
00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:01,080
I kind of thought
that you lost it

880
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,120
after the manner in which
you did a great thing

881
00:49:03,150 --> 00:49:05,230
to wave it at me
under your nose at dinner.

882
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:08,470
Evidence?

883
00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:10,680
old man
no one will ever know that.

884
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,520
Damage.

885
00:49:18,550 --> 00:49:20,580
Once a thief, always a thief,
I guess.

886
00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:21,890
But the killer?

887
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,500
I thought you were
smarter than that.

888
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,760
You don't understand, Barnaby.

889
00:49:26,790 --> 00:49:29,390
I wasn't even going to keep it.

890
00:49:29,430 --> 00:49:33,110
The theft of that necklace was
publicity stunt for the book.

891
00:49:33,150 --> 00:49:34,430
Until the murder.

892
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,670
Accidental murder.

893
00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:39,750
There is a difference.

894
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,570
Not the dead man.

895
00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:55,840
Hey Barnaby?

896
00:49:55,870 --> 00:49:56,970
One question.

897
00:49:57,010 --> 00:49:58,240
What?

898
00:49:58,270 --> 00:49:59,310
That needle.

899
00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:01,180
How did you find it?
up there?

900
00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:03,340
I never did, Ben.

901
00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:06,450
If he can make a duplicate,
I can also make a duplicate.

902
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,520
Right?

903
00:50:08,830 --> 00:50:10,820
(laughs)

904
00:50:10,850 --> 00:50:12,290
Oh!

905
00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:16,460
(still laughing)

906
00:50:32,790 --> 00:50:34,730
(theme music plays)